Aside from any handset made by Bang & Olufsen, there are very few mobile phones I dislike more than Nokia's poorly specced, ugly, heavy, outrageously expensive *breathe, breathe* 8800. So oh Today sees the Finns launch the '8800 Arte' and '8800 Sapphire Arte' with such preposterous prose as: The Art of Seduction ...Begins with knowing your own essence (which sounds - quite frankly - unhygienic) and continues with such conceited nonsense like It often takes a very tender touch... Surfaces conceal - yet many also attract. Certain sounds suggest a secret world. Explore the mysteries of the other
